Well done Gareth Bale - Spurs 2 - Arsenal 1

For scoring tonight against the Gunners when Harry really needed you.

For keeping your head down when the media vultures pulled you apart, highlighting the unfortunate coincidence between your appearances and Premier League failure.

Having the best left foot at Tottenham Hotspur football club.

Not going on loan to a crap team.

....what a superb evening for the lily whites - unlucky Wenger's boys - great derby tonight.